| Order# | Artist | Track Name | Preview |
| 79000 | Ab Fab | Well pick up the phone sweety I think its Patsy darling | Preview |
| 79004 | Anne Robinson | So, don | Preview |
| 79120 | Austin Powers | Groovy baby, ooh behave | Preview |
| 79193 | Avid Merrion | I love the celebrities, I love the celebrities with the big fat tits... | Preview |
| 79213 | Baddiel and Skinner (Bo'Selecta) | I am David Baddiel, I am a very funny man, call me a Jew, I like it when you call me Jew | Preview |
| 79012 | Barry White | Pick up the phone you sexy beast | Preview |
| 79015 | Basil Fawlty | Are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear | Preview |
| 79122 | Benny Hill | Well I say, I say, I say... | Preview |
| 79020 | Billy Connolly | I don | Preview |
| 79023 | Bob Monkhouse | Now if that | Preview |
| 79024 | Borat | You have a funny phone yes... it is like having sex with a pig | Preview |
| 79026 | Brian Clough | You | Preview |
| 79493 | Chantelle (Big Brother) | Oh My God | Preview |
| 79194 | Craig David (Bo'Selecta) | You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break America | Preview |
| 79035 | Dale Winton | Well someones popular I | Preview |
| 79255 | Daleks | Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated | Preview |
| 79647 | David Beckham | Thanks America... | Preview |
| 79651 | David Beckham | Starship Beckham... | Preview |
| 79649 | David Beckham | Song2 - My name is David Beckham... | Preview |
| 79648 | David Beckham | Song - My name is David Beckham... | Preview |
| 79650 | David Beckham | Filming in Hollywood | Preview |
| 79196 | Davina McCall (Bo'Selecta) | We're live we're live, so don't say f**k, bugger or chick with a dick | Preview |
| 79198 | Denis Norden (Bo'Selecta) | If you're one of those people who like watching my show then I'm nearly dead | Preview |
| 79042 | Des Lynam | Result just in ..you | Preview |
| 79259 | Dirty Sanchez | Oh My God That Is Minging, Its All Over His Face | Preview |
| 79104 | Dom Jolly (Trigger Happy) | Hello.... pick up ya phone...chow | Preview |
| 79118 | E.T | E.T. phone home | Preview |
| 79046 | Elvis Presley | Hey baby someones on the phone so pick it up...thank you very much | Preview |
| 79048 | Eminem | Nowdays everybody wanna talk when they got something to say | Preview |
| 79199 | Frodo and Gollum | I don't want to say this but I'm, I'm - Say it master, say it - I'm f****g sick and tired | Preview |
| 79052 | Harry Hill | A phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey | Preview |
| 79117 | Inspector Gadget | Go go gadget mobile phone | Preview |
| 79121 | James Bond | Bond, James Bond licensed to kill | Preview |
| 79067 | Julian Clary | I'm strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... I thank you | Preview |
| 79203 | Kat Slater (Bo'Selecta) | I heard ya, slagging off my big fat saggy bingo wings | Preview |
| 79071 | Kermit | Hi ho, please don | Preview |
| 79073 | Kevin Keegan | I'm tellin you what I'd love it if you pick that up, love it | Preview |
| 79206 | Martine McCutcheon (Bo'Selecta) | Hello I'm Matine MucCutchicun. Ooo I'm gonna be sick again | Preview |
| 79113 | Match Of The Day | Well have you ever seen anything quite like that | Preview |
| 79207 | Mel B (Bo'Selecta) | Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d | Preview |
| 79208 | Mel B (Bo'Selecta) | Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d. | Preview |
| 79209 | Michael Jackson (Bo'Selecta) | I'm Michael Jackson and I be saying this is a phone call he he, shamone he he | Preview |
| 79081 | Mick Jagger | Some dudes tried to call you..... groovy man | Preview |
| 79115 | Mission Impossible | This phone will self desctruct in 10 seconds | Preview |
| 79084 | Mrs Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances) | The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking | Preview |
| 79250 | Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) | Oh My God! | Preview |
| 79249 | Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) | Hello, this is Nadia, all woman | Preview |
| 79260 | Peter Kay | Who's That, Who's That Calling At This Time | Preview |
| 79261 | Peter Kay | Pick Me Up, Pick Me Up, Im Going Know Where Me | Preview |
| 79114 | Pot Black | I'd love it to go in | Preview |
| 79212 | Richard and Judy (Bo'Selecta) | Ha you've reached me, Richard and Judy, shut up Judy, shut up | Preview |
| 79112 | Rugrats | Hey you babies pick up the phone | Preview |
| 79116 | Scooby Doo | Pick up the phone, like huh Scoob | Preview |
| 79097 | Steve Irwin | Well look at that little baby, I think that's a swamp monster calling you | Preview |
| 79214 | Stevie Wonder (Bo'Selecta) | Hi guys and welcome to sightseeing with me Stevie Wonder, today I'm in the Algarve | Preview |
| 79215 | The Bear | Hello and you've reached me, The Bear, you've just caught me thinking | Preview |
| 79119 | The Muppet Show | Kermit the Frog here | Preview |
| 79123 | The Simpsons | Don't have a cow man... | Preview |
| 79298 | Tim Westwood | Pimp My Phone | Preview |
| 79101 | Tommy Cooper | Your phone's ringing, just like that, ha ha | Preview |
| 79257 | Tweety Pie | I tawt I taw a putty cat - Suffering Succotash - I did! I did! | Preview |
| 79105 | Uncle Fred (Coronation Street) | I say you have a caller, I say you have a caller | Preview |
| 79235 | Yoda (Star Wars) | Ringing your phone is, pick up or in grave danger you are | Preview |