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| Order# | Artist | Track Name | Preview |
| 79396 | Airplane | Don't Call Me Shirley | Preview |
| 79001 | Alan Hansen | You've gotta pick up your phone... Diabolical | Preview |
| 79124 | Alan Partridge | Ah ha, and thanks for calling for Alan's Hot Topic | Preview |
| 79002 | Alan Partridge | Butter my arse | Preview |
| 79125 | Ali G | Here me now, big up yourself for calling the Staines massive poonani line innit | Preview |
| 79003 | Ali G | Ere me now you av a text init...check it | Preview |
| 79005 | Arnie | I | Preview |
| 79006 | Ashley (Coronation Street) | Oh no, i think it | Preview |
| 79007 | Atomic Kitten | You | Preview |
| 79417 | Austin Powers | Yeah Baby Yeah | Preview |
| 79008 | Austin Powers | Yeah baby yeah! | Preview |
| 79010 | Barnie (Simpsons) | Who the hell is that...... Burp | Preview |
| 79011 | Barry Davis | Oh I say who could that be... Lovely | Preview |
| 79013 | Barry White | A hot text... Groovy | Preview |
| 79014 | Bart (Simpsons) | Eat my shorts | Preview |
| 79017 | Bee Gees | You can tell by the way I | Preview |
| 79018 | Bert and Ernie (Sesame Street) | Hey Bert we got a message..Bert..hey Bert....Bert? | Preview |
| 79019 | Big Mo (Eastenders) | Ere, what you textin for at a time like this | Preview |
| 79021 | Billy Connolly | Crikey, someone's bloody text ya | Preview |
| 79022 | Blackadder | You have a message so cunning you could brush your teeth with it | Preview |
| 79126 | Bo - Mel B | Hello and thank you for calling me, Mel B | Preview |
| 79127 | Bo - Michael Jackson | I'm Michael Jackson | Preview |
| 79149 | Bo - The Bear | Hello and thank you for calling me, The Bear | Preview |
| 79025 | Borat | Chenk yue... i like sex | Preview |
| 79027 | Brian Clough | Listen young man you | Preview |
| 79028 | Brian Potter | Ey Jerry i | Preview |
| 79029 | Bruce Forsythe | Oh its nice to hear from you, to hear from you nice | Preview |
| 79030 | Bruno | You have a fashion text... I am bruno | Preview |
| 79280 | Catherine Tate | Gran | Preview |
| 79032 | Chris Eubank | Greetings, you | Preview |
| 79033 | Chris Tarrant | Quick it could be worth one million pounds... he he | Preview |
| 79034 | Cilla Black | Pick it up sweetheart it could be your blind date | Preview |
| 79282 | Comedy | Italian | Preview |
| 79491 | Comedy | Tittybang Hello | Preview |
| 79325 | Comedy | Richie Ashes | Preview |
| 79492 | Comedy | Tittybang | Preview |
| 79285 | Comedy | West Indian 1 | Preview |
| 79281 | Comedy | Indian | Preview |
| 79490 | Comedy | Tiittybang I'm Shy | Preview |
| 79299 | Comedy | Ashes Hell Of A Beating | Preview |
| 79297 | Comedy | West Indian | Preview |
| 79283 | Comedy | Looney American | Preview |
| 79284 | Comedy | Sharon Osbourne | Preview |
| 79489 | Comedy | Shameless Sexy Message | Preview |
| 79394 | Cookie Monster | Cookies | Preview |
| 79415 | Daffy Duck | Suffering Suckertash | Preview |
| 79418 | Daffy Duck | Your Dispicable | Preview |
| 79036 | Dale Winton | Well have a look, it might improve your text life | Preview |
| 79037 | Dame Edna | Well would you believe it somebody likes you possum | Preview |
| 79130 | David Brent | Oh god, what calling up, well you've reached me | Preview |
| 79039 | David Brent (The Office) | He | Preview |
| 79009 | David Dickinson (Bargain Hunt) | Look bargain hunter its cheap as chips | Preview |
| 79132 | Del Boy | Well Bonjour, you have arrived at the phone of Monsieur Trotter, lovely jubbly | Preview |
| 79041 | Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) | Well are you gonna have a look at that you complete and utter dipstick | Preview |
| 79043 | Des Lynam | Result just in..you | Preview |
| 79044 | Dot Cotton (Eastenders) | Oh I say | Preview |
| 79045 | Dr Evil | It's fricking freezing in here Mr Biglesworth | Preview |
| 79047 | Elvis Presley | Well you got a text..thank you very much | Preview |
| 79049 | Frank Spencer | Oohh betty I think I've done a woopsie | Preview |
| 79050 | Geoff Boycott | That's an absolute beauty | Preview |
| 79051 | Gordon Brittas (Brittas Empire) | A message...excellent | Preview |
| 79145 | Halloween (Scream) | Do you like scary movies? | Preview |
| 79053 | Harry Hill | Someone's text you an abusive message, I don | Preview |
| 79253 | He-Man | I have the power | Preview |
| 79402 | Hi De Hi | Hello campers | Preview |
| 79054 | Ian McAskill | Hello it looks as if someones tried to get hold of you | Preview |
| 79055 | Jackass | I'm Jonny Knoxville and this is text message poo pie | Preview |
| 79057 | James Bond | 007 license to thrill | Preview |
| 79056 | James Bond | It looks like you | Preview |
| 79058 | Janet Street Porter | Well what a sexist message that is | Preview |
| 79059 | Jimmy Saville | Oh now then, now then | Preview |
| 79412 | Jimmy Saville | Rattle Rattle | Preview |
| 79406 | Jimmy Saville | Jimmy Saville | Preview |
| 79410 | Jimmy Saville | Now Then Now Then | Preview |
| 79254 | Joey (Friends) | How you doing? | Preview |
| 79060 | John Inman | I'm free | Preview |
| 79062 | John Motson | Extraordinary, only a minute left and it | Preview |
| 79064 | John Virgo | He | Preview |
| 79065 | John Wayne | Sit on your horse and drink your milk pilgrim | Preview |
| 79066 | Jonathan Ross | Someone's tried to text ya, that's completely widiculous | Preview |
| 79063 | Jonny Vegas | Ey you got a message, it could be monkey | Preview |
| 79068 | Julian Clary | I'm strangely drawn into thinking you have a text message... I thank you | Preview |
| 79069 | Kat Slater (Eastenders) | Just pick up the phone you rotten cow | Preview |
| 79070 | Kenneth Williams | 0o nooooooo, oh matron | Preview |
| 79072 | Kermit | Hi ho, don | Preview |
| 79074 | Kevin Keegan | I'd love it if it's a text, love it | Preview |
| 79075 | Lisa Minnelli | This is Lisa the surpriser | Preview |
| 79076 | Lu Lu | Wheyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeeeee | Preview |
| 79077 | Marge (Simpsons) | Quick i think its Homey | Preview |
| 79078 | Mark Lawrenson | They | Preview |
| 79079 | Matrix | There | Preview |
| 79399 | Max And Paddy | Fat Slob How Dare You | Preview |
| 79411 | Max And Paddy | Pick The Phone Up Flower | Preview |
| 79408 | Max And Paddy | Magnet and steel | Preview |
| 79404 | Max And Paddy | How Dare You | Preview |
| 79392 | Michael Barrymore | Alright At The Back | Preview |
| 79031 | Michael Caine | Oy, you got a text, now not a lot of people know that | Preview |
| 79080 | Michael Jackson | Oh a message... that | Preview |
| 79082 | Miss Piggy | Oh Kermy Kermy Kermy | Preview |
| 79140 | Motson and Hanson | Well, extraordinary, I've never known this person to call at this time | Preview |